If that won’t blow your senses you’re probably retarded. Megan Fox in a catfight with another hot young girl, I know this one of men’s many fantasies and having Megan Fox fulfill that fantasy is nothing but pure ecstasy.

“I have a few love scenes. I eat and seduce everyone — boys and girls. There’s a lot of kissing and craziness. It was awkward, it’s always awkward and it’s never fun,” Fox recently told Pop Tarts.

“Johnny Simmons and I got really close and became really good friends, so it was hard not to just laugh hysterically and endlessly,” Fox said. “So I’m kissing him and he’s like my brother — it was really awful. He got spit in my mouth and it was gross.”

Fox has been dubbed the next Angelina Jolie, given her foxy little bod, black hair and big lips — but just don’t call her beautiful and sexy.

“I’m not comfortable with it at all. It annoys me,” Megan responded when we asked about being named this year’s hottest by FHM magazine. She said that she’s just a big comic book nerd who couldn’t really give a s—t about what Hollywood thinks.

“I don’t leave my home ever. If it do, it’s to go to KFC, so I’m not involved in Hollywood at all. I don’t ever read anything about myself — people that I know that have Google alerts on themselves are all crazy,” she said. “My mom tells me a nice thing once in a while, but she weeds out all the negatives to spare me. But I don’t care.”

Well, she does leave her abode to go to a few places other than the chicken joint — like the mall in the Valley. Fox and boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, were spotted out and about together on Saturday, spending more time in a public lip-lock than they did purchasing products.

And for the record, we tried to get some more inside scoops regarding the second “Transformers,” which just started filming last month, but Megan was mum.

“They’ll kill me if I say anything,” Fox said. “I’ll get fired and they’ll replace me with Eva Longoria.”

Source: Foxnews.com

How To Lose Friends and Alienate People portrays a writer, played by Simon Pegg, who has love and hate relationship with the celebrity circuit. He writes for a magazine that makes fun of celebrities, but when he is taken in to write for a conservative magazine he’s in for the shock of his life. With his success climbing up the ladder, and a budding romance with his colleague, his decisions can either get him to the top or ruin his career.

Megan stars as Sophie Maes, a starlet who confides in Simon Pegg’s character
Despite rumors floating around that she and Brian Austin Green are already separated, it seems like it may be just news and nothing else because Brian was seen on the set of her movie and also has a cameo appearance.

There have been reports saying that Megan has been spotted without her engagement ring on. Does this mean that she bumped her head and finally realized who she’s with?

In her recent interview with FHM magazine, she told them that she was too young to get married. Think she’s just saying that she doesn’t want to get married now or she doesn’t want to marry Green at all? I hope it’s the latter.

If that statement don’t make the boys go wild then this probably would, the bombshell also told FHM magazine that she would rather stay in bed at home having sex than go out. She likes sex and wants to have it all the time because she has the libido of a 15-year-old.

If you still think volcanoes are hotter than this, you’re probably the ice queen.

Megan let slip a few details about their upcoming movie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and she said that their characters have a budding romance and that she and Shia will be making out in the film, which I am most definitely sure nobody would want to miss.

She is also working very hard to carry out director Michael Bay’s idea for the film which is for her to look hot; no problem in that area.

Why can’t she just end up with a hot guy like Shia? I know someone; somewhere will probably put up a poll asking who we would rather want Megan Fox to end up with. I vote for Shia hands down.

Recently, Megan Fox has been gracing the tabloids and rumor has it that she and Brian Austin Green has hopped on the train to Splitsville. People are dying to know what the real deal is but unfortunately, we have only heard from Brian’s side. According to him, they are still very much together. He also said that they have a tattoo of each other’s names and have been going strong for three years now (lucky bastard); he even answered the pap’s questions without a hint of remorse.

I find this quite baffling. It was supposed that Megan Fox broke off the engagement because she was too young to get married, but why haven’t we heard one peep from her? Until I hear the words from Megan’s mouth herself, I won’t believe anything else even if it did come from her “fiancée’”.

In my honest opinion, I think Megan would be better off with a much younger and hotter guy. Maybe someone like Shia perhaps?

“As big as the first movie was, this is 10 times as big, 10 times as many set pieces, explosions, and acrobatic stunts,” she told us about “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. “Shia and I make out a little bit; I don’t know if anyone wants to see that.”

Regardless, Megan insisted that the blossoming romance between Sam and Mikaela is only one of the many plotlines Bay will be juggling for the June 2009 flick. But according to the actress, some last-minute scrambling has been taking place to make sure their romance can hold its own among all those Autobot vs. Decepticon showdowns.

“You know, we’ve been having script meetings, and we’ve been reworking the script, because they wrote it fast because of the writer’s strike,” she explained. “And, we’ve just been going through and trying to do some character stuff for Shia and myself in the middle of this crazy world that they’re in.”

“I can tell you that we’re on locations in some really exotic places,” she added. “It’s just going to be a badass movie. It’s just going to be a popcorn-visual-spectacle, summer film.”

As for Michael Bay’s main directorial input to his lead actress, Megan had this to say: “His main note to me is just to look hot; so I try my best.”

The Transformers movie has catapulted the  movie career of Megan Fox aside from the previous modeling stints and commercials.Megan Fox also has been tagged as the sexiest woman in the world by FHM. She has topped FHM’s annual 100 Sexiest Women. The 21 year old actress has so much going-on in her future. No wonder her fiancee’ Brian Austin Green-90210 star is all over her.

"I still don’t really spend my money in silly ways. I don’t go and buy cars and stuff like that. But the very first thing I got that was crazy expensive and that I couldn’t believe I’d bought was a pair of Roberto Cavalli, four-inch spike heels." Fox sheepishly said.

"They were black and ornate with gold on the back and carving on the heel. They were GBP 300. Up to that point I think the most I had ever pair for a pair of shoes was GBP 15. That was a really big deal for me and I have to admit that since then I’ve gone crazy with the shoe thing. That’s where I spend my money and it’s really bad," she added.

Well, since she is oh-so-fabulous, we don’t mind her splurging once in a while.